The drunken Scouser and his ball

Bodies lay scattered, almost lifeless

A minefield of sun worshipers

Nonsensical murmurs do little than add a hum to the air…

BOOM!

The roaring sun acts as an amplifier to his plastic ball

He only has two friends in the world

Alcohol and that yellow plastic ball

BOOM!

Restless he knows not what to do, but

To aimlessly kick the ball repeatedly into the air

A childlike cry for attention

He gets it

His immediate contentment nearly as loud as the ball

His innate Scouse accent made harsher

With several days alcohol on his breath

“I’m still drunk” he keeps bellowing,

In between amazement at the skill of his playmate

Annoying to all of the suns corpses

Yet impossible not to watch

Soon he has to leave

But not before

Complementing all the girls on being “gorgeous”

And declaring Liverpool as “the greatest team in the world”

I watch him hesitate by a bin

He moves on.

 

Bodies lay scattered, almost lifeless

A minefield of sun worshipers

Nonsensical murmurs do little than add a hum to the air…

BOOM!

He’s fucking back

Kicking that god damn plastic ball into the air

His former playmates get up and leave

He’s not worth the hassle

He sits alone

His only friends the thought of alcohol and his plastic ball

A white Rasta appears with a guitar

Fake Bob Marley consumes the air

CLAP, CLAP, CLAP!

If it’s not his ball it’s his fucking hands

He’s a chancer

He has the certain charm of an alcoholic

And doors are opening up

A couple walk by with a bag full of cans,

Inviting the Rasta and his guitar to join them

“I’ll ave one if ya got one goin like?” shouts the Scouser

They nod

He’s in

This evening he’ll have a good time.

 

I watch as he shakes hands with his new friends

Not doubt complementing the two girls on being “gorgeous”

He’s meant to be going home in three days

The bottle is lifted to his lips

I have my doubts that he’ll make it.

 

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